True or False- what do you think? With douche bag John you can never know!

John, the guy who left his wife and 8 children, now Tweets supportive messages about Kate’s competing in Dancing with the Stars: “Congratulations to Kate for joining the new season of DWTS. I am thrilled for her. She has my support and vote. Here is to 2010 for new beginnings and leaving the past mistakes behind.”

In the same time, sources close to him are making completely different claims. According to them, John is far from happy! “Jon’s extremely angry because doing Dancing with the Stars will keep [Kate] away from their children for days. She still won’t let him have extra custody … nannies will watch them instead. “- an insider reveals.

Hmm… So, sucking up to an ex-wife, playing Mr. Nice Guy …He must be up to something!

John’s ex Wife, Kate Gosslin, and his ex mistress, Hailey Glassman, have at least one opinion in common- John has a small penis!

Kate used to describe his manhood as “stubby” and had a habit of bringing up jokes about his small penis even around friends. A rumour is, however, just a rumour until there is somebody to confirm it-  and that’s where Hailey Glassman jumped in to support the claim that John’s lovemaking tool is far below average. Actually, “Tiny, tiny, tiny” is exactly how she described it.

Now that’s embarrassing! We almost feel sorry for tiny, stubby John. Almost!

Did you doubt that any second? I mean Jon and his teenage girlfriend are so desperate for attention that they will use any opportunity to get into headlines. And by that I really mean ANY!
Apparently, when Jon and Morgan attended the Sundance film festival they expected a better treatment than actual stars. Like strutting your idiocy and rubbing it into everybody’s face wasn’t enough, now you have to play a spoiled star too? And all that while living at his girl’s parents! What a lowlife!

The person that witnessed this was kind enough to give a very thorough description:

“Jon and Morgan Christie are really making a spectacle of themselves and Jon expects star treatment everywhere he goes. He has turned into a total diva. He and Morgan have been setting themselves up at free events each day, they request security teams to help them and make sure the paparazzi are around to catch them. Jon made sure he was escorted into the venue with full security and he insisted on watching the performance with Morgan on the side of the stage, all alone, while real celebrities were in the audience with everyone else! Morgan was ALL over Jon during the performance. Then, when Jon was ready to leave, which was before the concert was over, he made security escort him and Morgan to his car. It was lame!”

Do we need to add anything else? The best part is, Morgan will grow up and realize her mistakes, and Jon.. Well, he’s pretty much screwed up in every aspect of this pathetic life.

John Gosselin the dad of eight kids decided to replace his former “sponsor” Hailey Glassman with just as young and just as rich new girlfriend Morgan Christie. This couple was spotted at the Sundance Film Festival where they arrived together holding hands and hugging, apparently trying to show how happy they are. The observers say that John seemed like he really enjoyed all the media coverage. Huh, what happened to the previous statements about how you will do your best to keep this relationship away from public eyes, John?

The rumour is they have been together since Thanksgiving, when he met this young girl in Utah where John went skiing with his ex-girl Hailey and a couple of friends. The source says they have been together ever since and all those excuses about “going to Utah to see grandma” were just cover-ups for meetings with Morgan.

The couple looks pretty happy for now, they are even talking about moving to Utah to live together. Which will, off course, not be a problem for John, considering the fact that Morgan’s parents are really rich. For now they are living in her parent’s house. Wow, John! Again homeless? Just as a reminder,  identical thing happened  with his last girlfriend Hailey Glassman. Guess John only likes rich girls. Looser!

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