Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon – I’m done with her!
Dr. Frank Ryan, the doctor who did all ten of Heidi’s plastic surgeries now officially declares he is done with her. “There’s really nothing to do! I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You’re done!”-he said to Us Tuesday.
Well, according to everybody with a brain and a set of eyes, she is not only done- she is OVERDONE. The thing that surprises us is that, thanks to Heidi, Dr. Ryan now has much more customers. “In the reality [TV] world, there’s a lot of competition and there’s a lot of possessiveness for one’s doctor. It’s pretty interesting.”- the doc explained. Does that mean there will be more Heidi look-alikes in the near future? We dread that thought…
We don’t believe this will in anyway stop Frankenheidi’s plan to replace 99,9% of her natural body parts with plastic ones. And we don’t believe even a plastic surgeon’s refusal to take any more money from her will make Heidi come to her senses. But, hey! It’s something…Right?
Tagged with: Body Parts • Brain • Doctor Who • Dr Frank • Dread • Frank Ryan • Heidi Montag • Hey • Look Alikes • Lot • Money • Plastic Surgeon • Possessiveness • Reality Tv World • Senses • Surprises
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